Some more pictures of "Hiverno" in the Dolomites

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Again. Most pictures do not need any captions but the ones that has it is for clarity.

Some may not know it but : I LOVE Trento. I do BIG TIME ! They sure know how to work winter in these parts. Lots of snow on and in the Mountains surrounding us but nothing on the ground floor of the city.

It's 9 degree Celsius right now at 15:00 and we just came back from a walk and we are still surprise to see the white top of mountains. Basically it's - the best of both world !!! 

None of these pictures are mine but it is so beautiful that I cannot help be in awe. I picked them up by going on The Adige Newspaper that covers all of the Trentino (TN) area.

So here goes..........

This is the Northern part of Riva del Garda.
The lake is so big and the temperature so
nice that it does not freezes.
This region is 1 hour south of Trento and
they grow olives and lemon because there
 is a micro climate that permits that.

More pictures of the lake further down

That is to remind you that we hare the host for the
Winter Olympics of 2014.

More next time - maybe !!!

A Robin Red Breast in Winter

Next, to show you how GOOD Trento is a nice place to live in, here are proof of the...

"no snow on the ground in Febriao 2014"

This is the kind of stuff

that we eat in the Adige area

Riva del Garda

And now...
Some silliness
from my Facebook page
that you might have missed

So I have come to this conclusion...
Sugar comes from Sugar Cane !
Sugar cane comes from the ground !
Vegetable comes from the ground !
Sugar is a Vegetable !!!

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan ?
Take away its tiny brooms................. 
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I kid a lot
but sometime
I like to be serious.
This time, is one of those
The most important photography
I have seen for the longest time.
It should have it's own day in History
The Internet denizens could make this happen !!!
No ?

What ? No Diet Coke with that ?????

The site is in German but the sport
is played here in Italy ?!?!?
Worth checking - CLICK HERE !

And lastly...
Sylvie had called me to tell me that she was
on her way home and that she would appreciate it
if I would draw her a bath...
There is no way to satisfy her !!!
Proof

Being skinny is nice...

But PIZZA is better !!!
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A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter 
at the Pearly Gates,
he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks ?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your 
clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"That one there is Abraham Lincoln's clock. 
The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies 
in his entire life."
"So ! Where is Silvio Berlusconi's clock, 
I don't see it ?"
"Oh ! His clock is in Jesus' office......

He's using it as a fan."
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THIS IS A JOKE !
But this is the kind
of stuff I would do
Enjoy !!!

Yesterday my daughter emailed me,
again, asking why I don't do
something useful with my time.
Like sitting around home
and Bars drinking wine is
not a good thing.

Talking about my
"doing something useful"
seems to be her favorite
topic of conversation.
She is "only thinking of me"
and suggested I go down
to the nearest
"Italian Senior Center"
and hang out with people.
I did this and I decided
to teach her a lesson about
staying out of my business.
I emailed her back and told her
that I had joined a....
PARACHUTE CLUB.

She replied...
"Are you nuts ?
You are about 63 years old,
and now you're going to start
jumping out of airplanes ?"

I told her that I even got 
a membership card and
emailed her a copy.

She immediately telephoned me,
"Good grief, where are your glasses !
This is a membership to a
PROSTITUTE CLUB
- NOT -
a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again ;
I really don't know what to do...
I signed up for five jumps a week." 
The line went quiet 
and her friend picked up the phone 
and said that she had fainted.

Life as a Older Person is
not getting any easier
but sometimes
it can be
a lot of fun
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OMG ! I just found a whip, 
a mask and handcuffs 
in one of Sylvie's drawers...
I cannot believe it.........

Sylvie's a Super Hero !!!!!
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A talking cow
This made me laugh to tears...
Am I crazy ???
Talking COW - CLICK HERE

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When I was very young,
my mom used to send
me to the grocery
store with $1.00
And I would come back with
a bag of 5 lbs of potatoes,
2 loafs of bread,
3 bottles of milk,
a chunk of cheese,
a box of tea
and 6 eggs
You cannot do that anymore...
because there is too many
security camera !!!
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Want to create a WTF moment...
Do this anywhere you might want.

And just say stuff like...
Cool I`m in ! Now I`m gonna be rich !!!
or Good ! They finally will get what
THEY or HE or SHE deserves !!!

Make a lot of noise and make sure some 
people actually see your screen.

1- Wear a business suit, with a tie or anything you wish
2- Go to a public place, or a store and connect to their 
    internet if they have one.
3- Position your laptop so that everyone can see it.
4- Go to hackertyper.com - CLICK HERE
5- Go into fullscreen mode (f11)
6- Start typing furiously.
7- Press ALT three times for "ACCESS GRANTED" 
    or CAPS three times for "ACCESS DENIED".
8- Close your laptop, look around suspiciously.
then leave.

Then watch the fun around you... 
They will laugh, and laugh or NOT !
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Everybody should believe in something.
I believe I'll have another drink...
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7 FACTS from this WORLD !!!

1. You cannot put soap in your eyes.

2. You cannot count your hair.

3. You cannot breath thru your nose 

   with your tongue out.

4. You did number 3.

5. When you did number 3, 

   you realized that it was possible, but you    have to admit that, you looked like a dog.

6. You are smiling, right now, because I    

   fooled you.

7. Share it, if you want. I don't care.

   I stole it too...

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You can see the Great Wall of China 
from space if 
you bring a picture of it.
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That it for now !

Until next time...

CIAO !!!